Point of view

Person A: Eh I no credit dy, you call la
Person B: iPhone
Person A: Ok you phone la
Person B: No iPhone!!!
Person A: OK YOU PHONE LAR
Person B: No iPhone is coming OUT!!!!

So what is this hype about it. Apple iPhone isn't something new to those tech savvy people. But just incase you wanted to know about it, here is a short write up. Everything you ever needed in the palm of your hand.

So what does this gadget mojo do?
Here is what it does

-Make calls. SMS MMS etc
::ming:: Yea so does my K800i, so what gives?
::Apple:: Well its touch screen.
::ming:: Like I need more fingerprints on my screen. Sheesh
::Apple:: *Sweat

-Internet in your hands.
::ming:: My PSP can do the same thing! Hah eat that
:::Apple:: We are not Sony and ours is an intergrated phone. Can you speak to your PSP?
::ming:: I hate you..

-MP3 iTunes and Videos (Full spectrum of colors)
::ming:: My PSP can do the same thing!
::Apple:: We run on 8GB. Try to beat that
::ming:: I carry a laptop, hah! Eat that
::Apple:: Talking to you at this rate is pointless.

-Runs on Mac OS X
::ming:: What is that? Did Mac D come out with a new burger that I don't know about? I am gonna sue you, you you ... freaky clown. I bet you spoilt every childhood!
::Apple:: Were you dropped at child birth?
::ming:: Why?... Does that make a difference?

-Polish black outlook
::ming:: So is my socks after 3 months of use without wash
::Apple:: Get a life, it's the first time we are doing things different. Notice it's always white with us.
::ming:: I knew you guys were racist!
::Apple:: CAN YOU JUST FOCUS ON THE PRODUCT!!!
::ming:: I am gonna tell on you...

-Up to 5hr standby talk time
::ming:: HAH! I can talk on my sister's toy phone for more than 5 hrs, and when I am thirsty I can DRINK from it!
::Apple:: Grow up jerk, I am surprised they let you out of an asylum
::ming:: Look who's talking... Hi my name is Apple, do I look black to you. Guess what, you can talk to me for 5hrs before I SLEEP ON YOU!!!
::Apple:: Go back to your cave you mongrol.

-Built in 2.0 megapixel camera
::ming:: Everything has a camera now. Even my toaster. So what's the diff?
::Apple:: It supports 1600x1200 plus video capability
::ming:: Why are you called Apple? Is it cause Idiot was taken up or something?
::Apple:: You wont be talking so much when you need to capture a moment in time and having nothing with you
::ming:: Unlucky for you, I just go back in time in my time machine
::Apple:: Why am I even talking to you?

-Google Maps- Widgets support- iPod audio/video player- PIM including calendar, to-do list- Photo browser/editor- Voice memo- Integrated handsfree
::Apple:: Before you say anything or compare with any other nonsensical product I want the readers to know that it will support more features in time to come
::ming:: Do I look like a guinea pig to you?
::Apple:: Trust me it's worse than that
::ming:: Hah my computer can do all that and more
::Apple:: In that case please feel free to carry your desktop or laptop around wherever you go and try to fit that in your pocket!
::ming:: Well least I aint racist
::Apple:: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRODUCT!!!!
::ming:: Umm...
::Apple:: *Sigh... Good news is it's launching on the 29th June worldwide
::ming:: I still hate you


*Written purely for pleasure and fun. No I didn't talk to an Apple spokeperson. Lucky them... Haha maybe one day I shall... Drive them up the wall

Once me and David did prank calls and kept repeating butt plugs. It was hilarious. Maybe we will revisit that one day. Incase you dont know butt plugs are real. It's for ppl who can't control their bowels. Hmm you think a baby would know the difference between that and a sucker? Will let you all know soon.

Apple iPhone in stores June 29th. Watch out world!